Eat My Briefs: The Simpsons and the Law

Soiled Greens and Windmills

Issue at hand: Did Homer and Marge break the law when they had sex in public?

Dec 14, 2025 • Zarko

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November 2025

Prank calling: Harmless joke or crime?

Issue at hand: Can Bart's repeated calls to Moe's Tavern and prank calls more broadly ever be prosecuted?

Nov 23, 2025 • Zarko

Hey hey! What's wrong with my tax haven?

Issue at hand: Did Krusty violate the law by having money in a tax haven in the Cayman Islands?

Nov 3, 2025 • Zarko

October 2025

Free Shower Curtain, or a Year in Jail?

Issue at hand: Can you really go to jail for taking hotel towels?

Oct 26, 2025 • Zarko

The Simpsons and the Law of War: Did the Union Commit a War Crime?

Issue at hand: Did the Ninth Bearded Infantry commit a war crime by killing surrendering Confederate soldiers?

Oct 19, 2025 • Zarko

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Stolen Nazi Paintings

Issue at hand: Does a douchey German guy have rights to stolen paintings that were put in a tontine for 50 years?

Oct 12, 2025 • Zarko

Canary owning the Springfield Power Plant

Issue at hand: Can Mr. Burns make a canary the owner of a nuclear power plant to avoid jail time?

Oct 5, 2025 • Zarko

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September 2025

Simpsons v. City of Springfield

Issue at hand: Can Sideshow Bob bulldoze the Simpson Family's house to make way for the much-needed Matlock Expressway?

Sep 28, 2025 • Zarko

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Thank you!! / Requests

Issue at hand: You're great! Also, requests?

Sep 25, 2025 • Zarko

Springfield Elementary School v. Charles Montgomery Burns

Issue at hand: Can you gain a superior title to oil by drilling sideways underground?

Sep 21, 2025 • Zarko

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Homer Simpson v. The Cooder Family

Issue at hand: Can you use force to get squatting carnies out of your house?

Sep 14, 2025 • Zarko

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Homer Simpson v. Springfield Gun Shop

Issue at hand: Does saying "I'd kill if you if I had my gun" to a gun-shop owner prevent you from buying said gun?

Sep 7, 2025 • Zarko

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